Wiggum: All right, Simpson, you're free to go.
Homer: Let me just finish this last lobster tail and raspberry tort.
[does so]
Lovejoy: [in the next cell] All right, Hans, time to go.
Hans: But he ate my last meal.
Lovejoy: Well, if that's the worst thing that happens to you today,
consider yourself lucky.
Hans: Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?
Lovejoy: From this point on, no talking.
[Hans is led away by two men]
-- The Moleman bites the dust,
"The Springfield Connection"
Homer: Let me just finish this last lobster tail and raspberry tort.
[does so]
Lovejoy: [in the next cell] All right, Hans, time to go.
Hans: But he ate my last meal.
Lovejoy: Well, if that's the worst thing that happens to you today,
consider yourself lucky.
Hans: Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?
Lovejoy: From this point on, no talking.
[Hans is led away by two men]
-- The Moleman bites the dust,
"The Springfield Connection"
Related:
- Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV
saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Deprogrammer walks out of the room]
Deprogrammer: Well,
it was a gruelling two weeks -- but you have your ... - Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences. ... - Marge: All right, we'll give the dogs one more chance.
As long as the puppies don't do anything... - Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God... - Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy,
do your dirty sinful business. Ned: Well, howdy... - Ned: Rev. Lovejoy, with all that's happened to us today,
I kinda feel like Job. Lovejoy: Well, aren't... - Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this.
So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth...
