Marge: And that's the drunk tank --
Barney: [groaning] Oh --
Marge: -- and this is Mommy's desk.
Lisa: Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the
protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy
elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social
problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?
Marge: [pauses] Look Lisa, it's McGriff, the Crime Dog! [uses a hand
puppet] Hey, Lisa, help me bite crime, ruff, ruff!
-- "Bite Back" merchandise, "The Springfield Connection"
Barney: [groaning] Oh --
Marge: -- and this is Mommy's desk.
Lisa: Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the
protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy
elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social
problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?
Marge: [pauses] Look Lisa, it's McGriff, the Crime Dog! [uses a hand
puppet] Hey, Lisa, help me bite crime, ruff, ruff!
-- "Bite Back" merchandise, "The Springfield Connection"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: Hey Mom, is this how you caught him?
[throws Bart to the ground with his arm behind his back]
Bart:
[panting] Face it, Lis, you're too puny to -- aah!... - Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a
scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s,
please! We can't afford a single slipup. They're... - Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out... - Lisa: Mom! Mom! You've gotta help: they're cooking kids in the
school cafeteria!
Marge: Listen, kids: you're eight and ten years old... - Marge: Mmm, Lisa, you don't look well.
Lisa: I'll make it Mom.
Just tape my lunchbox to my hand. -- Lisa wakes up... - Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say,
"There's a whole lotta frownin' going on". ...
