Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad.
Homer: Shush, dear. You'll wreck Daddy's fun.
Ned: [walking up, singing] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the --
oh my Lord. Something horrible has happened!
Homer: [snickers, then laughs] Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think
your family was dead. [laughs] Don't you get it?
Ned: [strained] Heh. Heh heh...
Homer: They're not, though.
Ned: Oh?
Homer: [laughs] But you thought they were!
Ned: Yeah.
Homer: That's why it was so funny. [laughs]
Ned: Heh heh, that's a good one...
-- Give that man the $100,000,
"The Springfield Connection"
Homer: Shush, dear. You'll wreck Daddy's fun.
Ned: [walking up, singing] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the --
oh my Lord. Something horrible has happened!
Homer: [snickers, then laughs] Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think
your family was dead. [laughs] Don't you get it?
Ned: [strained] Heh. Heh heh...
Homer: They're not, though.
Ned: Oh?
Homer: [laughs] But you thought they were!
Ned: Yeah.
Homer: That's why it was so funny. [laughs]
Ned: Heh heh, that's a good one...
-- Give that man the $100,000,
"The Springfield Connection"
Related:
- Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the
snow]
Ned:
Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders... - Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle.
Homer:
I could use a TV tray. Ned: Well, gee... Homer: What... - Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth.
Homer: What the hell are you talking about? -- "Bart... - Homer rings Ned's doorbell]
Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders... - Ned: Simpson, what a pleasant surprise. We were just pulling taffy.
Homer: Gee, the fun never stops at the Flanders house... - Ned: Thanks, everyone! I'm all better now. No more storing up the
anger till I explode.
If any of you does something I don't like,... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Ned: I think word of mouth is starting to spread.
Man:
Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase... - Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs...
