Homer: Whoa, careful now. These are dangerous streets for us upper-
lower-middle class types, so avoid eye contact, watch your
pocketbook, and suspect everyone.
Snake: Three-Card Monte.
Homer: Woo hoo! Easy money! [runs over]
Marge: Homer, these games are fixed.
Homer: Then how come that guy's winning?
Man: [looks and sounds like Snake] Whoa, I, like, totally won again.
Snake: Way to go, bro!
-- Sincere viperine adulation,
"The Springfield Connection"
lower-middle class types, so avoid eye contact, watch your
pocketbook, and suspect everyone.
Snake: Three-Card Monte.
Homer: Woo hoo! Easy money! [runs over]
Marge: Homer, these games are fixed.
Homer: Then how come that guy's winning?
Man: [looks and sounds like Snake] Whoa, I, like, totally won again.
Snake: Way to go, bro!
-- Sincere viperine adulation,
"The Springfield Connection"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Wiggum: Cuff him, boys. We're putting this dirtbag away.
Snake: Huh! I'll be back on the street in 24 hours... - Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a
scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s,
please! We can't afford a single slipup. They're... - Whoa, Springfield Elementary, last stop!
Oh, and by the way,
I'd like to say Thanks, and applose[?] applause to... - Even when uttered by Democrats, "middle class" often
sounds like a mealymouthed way of saying,
"Us, and not them," where them includes poor people... - Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.
Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen... - Homer: [sighs] I love you, Marge.
Marge: I love you too,
Homey. Homer: Everything in our lives is finally perfectly... - Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me! ...
