Marge: Well, I'm just relieved that Homer's safe and that you've
recovered and that we can all get back to normal. If Maggie
could talk I'm sure she'd apologize for shooting you.
Burns: I'm afraid that's insufficient. Officer: arrest the baby!
Wiggum: Hah. Yeah, right, pops. No jury in the world's going to
convict a baby. Mmm...maybe Texas.
-- Not if you have a lucky hat,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
recovered and that we can all get back to normal. If Maggie
could talk I'm sure she'd apologize for shooting you.
Burns: I'm afraid that's insufficient. Officer: arrest the baby!
Wiggum: Hah. Yeah, right, pops. No jury in the world's going to
convict a baby. Mmm...maybe Texas.
-- Not if you have a lucky hat,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Related:
- Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute!
This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! ... - Lisa: Stop! Don't shoot my Dad. He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a
fly!
[they open the door] Burns: [being strangled and shaken]... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns'... - Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -
selfish, even. [Bart and Lisa walk in]... - Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Marge: What were you like as a boy, Mr. Burns?
Did you have a dog that you loved?
Burns: Well... Daah! There's something on my leg... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
