Burns: Stricken, I lurched forth in search of aid, but finding only
slack-jawed gawkers, I gave up and collapsed on the sundial.
Lisa: Then, with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to W and S...
or, from your point of view, M and S.
Burns: What? No! With my last ounce of strength, I sucked out my gold
fillings and swallowed them. Those paramedics have sticky
fingers.
-- Not if you're a Stonecutter,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
slack-jawed gawkers, I gave up and collapsed on the sundial.
Lisa: Then, with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to W and S...
or, from your point of view, M and S.
Burns: What? No! With my last ounce of strength, I sucked out my gold
fillings and swallowed them. Those paramedics have sticky
fingers.
-- Not if you're a Stonecutter,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Related:
- Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Lisa: Stop! Don't shoot my Dad. He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a
fly!
[they open the door] Burns: [being strangled and shaken]... - Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
There is one last student here to see you. Skinner... - Marge: The police have such a strong case against Homer.
Mr. Burns said he did it, they have Homer's... - Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
Who are you? Where are you going? Kent... - Bart: You twisted old monster!
[runs at him;
Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Burns... - Willy: I'm telling ye, I could nay have shot Burns.
[uncrosses, then recrosses, his legs; everyone groans]... - Burns: Imagine it, Smithers: electrical lights and heaters running
all day long!
Smithers: But Sir! Every plant and tree will die,... - Smithers: Uck. My mouth tastes like an ashtray.
[burps up a mouthful of cigarette butts]
[opens bathroom door,
sees someone in the shower] [opens glass...
