Wiggum: OK, boys, we've got a clue: the bullet they took out of Burns.
Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie book] mo-
tive.
Lisa: Mr. Burns is the richest man in town. Maybe it's about money.
Wiggum: That's some good thinkin', Lou.
Lou: Aw, thanks, Chief.
Lisa: [below desk level] Hey! I said that.
-- Out of sight, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie book] mo-
tive.
Lisa: Mr. Burns is the richest man in town. Maybe it's about money.
Wiggum: That's some good thinkin', Lou.
Lou: Aw, thanks, Chief.
Lisa: [below desk level] Hey! I said that.
-- Out of sight, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Related:
- Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns'... - Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all... - Wiggum: We need two cups of coffee, and two orders of bite-sized
breakfast pancakes.
With extra dipping sauce. Kid: Please pull up to... - Kent: Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield,
but until now none of them was important. ... - Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot,
how come nobody reported it? [at... - Wiggum: [awakening] Oh! Oh.
Eddie: I had an idea,
Chief: why don't we check out that suit Burns was ... - Marge: The police have such a strong case against Homer.
Mr. Burns said he did it, they have Homer's... - Wiggum: All right, Mr. B. When the kidnappers call with the ransom
demand,
you tell them you'll leave the money under the big... - Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here!
[shoots]
Lou:
Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum:...
From the same category:
- Skinner: Ah, is there nothing so intoxicating as the school hallway at
early morn?
[sniffs] Hmm, school normally doesn't smell so ... - Burns: Well, son, delighted to have met you. It's good to know that.
there's another kidney out there for me. Larry: You... - and in environmental news, scientists have announced that
Springfield's air is now only dangerous to children and the elderly.
Kent Brockman, "Treehouse of Horror... - The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood
and sweat are in this drink?
[everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure... - Lisa: That was for you, Bleeding Gums.
BG:
[appearing in the cloud] You've made an old jazzman...
