Smithers: The man became consumed by greed. He'd steal from anyone!
[flashback to part one]
Smithers: This isn't a rival company you're battling with, it's a
school. People won't stand for it.
Burns: Pish posh. It will be like taking candy from a baby! Say,
that sounds like a larf.
[back to the present]
Smithers: And when he tried to steal our sunlight, he crossed that line
between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy.
Colossos: {[in prison cell] Bah! He was a rank amateur compared to Dr.
Colossos! [laughs maniacally]}
{[pushes "Colosso Boots" button in his belt, hits head on
ceiling]}
{Ow! Ooh. Aw, when is my lawyer coming?}
-- Springfield's evilest super-villain,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
[flashback to part one]
Smithers: This isn't a rival company you're battling with, it's a
school. People won't stand for it.
Burns: Pish posh. It will be like taking candy from a baby! Say,
that sounds like a larf.
[back to the present]
Smithers: And when he tried to steal our sunlight, he crossed that line
between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy.
Colossos: {[in prison cell] Bah! He was a rank amateur compared to Dr.
Colossos! [laughs maniacally]}
{[pushes "Colosso Boots" button in his belt, hits head on
ceiling]}
{Ow! Ooh. Aw, when is my lawyer coming?}
-- Springfield's evilest super-villain,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Related:
- Burns: That's it. Fumble about with your widgets and do-bobs.
It will all be a monument to futility when... - Mel: Mr. Smithers must have seen that program too! He never misses
it.
[puffs pipe] Hmm...at the town meeting, he mentioned... - Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators... - Mel: Mr. Burns was shot Friday at three p.m., the very time that
Smithers was at home watching "Pardon My Zinger".
So you see, he couldn't have done it. Smithers... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Burns: {Hello Lenny...Carl...Guillermo. Hello, um,
uh, er...} {[Homer waves his nametag back... - Burns: Oh this might take a while, Smithers. Why don't you get drunk
and stumble around comically for my amusement?
Smithers: [taking bottle of booze] I'll be a one-man... - Smithers: Uck. My mouth tastes like an ashtray.
[burps up a mouthful of cigarette butts]
[opens bathroom door,
sees someone in the shower] [opens glass... - Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing
Mr.
Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory...
