Marge: [hopeful] The police already have a suspect: it's Mr. Smithers.
[everyone talks animatedly about how plausible that is]
Abe: Yeah, Smingers did it. Case closed. Now where's my hat? I'm
going to the outhouse. [leaves]
Lisa: We don't have an outhouse.
Homer: [gasps] My toolshed! Oh Dad --
-- It's a house, and it's outside, ain't it?,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
[everyone talks animatedly about how plausible that is]
Abe: Yeah, Smingers did it. Case closed. Now where's my hat? I'm
going to the outhouse. [leaves]
Lisa: We don't have an outhouse.
Homer: [gasps] My toolshed! Oh Dad --
-- It's a house, and it's outside, ain't it?,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: The police have such a strong case against Homer.
Mr. Burns said he did it, they have Homer's... - Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah,... - Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -
selfish, even. [Bart and Lisa walk in]... - Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent,
we must now ask ourselves: who could possibly be as... - Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away!
Bart: That's my dog,
man! Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help... - Smithers: Oh...could I have shot Mr. Burns in a drunken rage?
No, no, not me. I know in my heart I --... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Lisa: Anyway, my point is, the evidence isn't as concrete as it seems.
Like those fingerprints: they could have gotten on...
