Bart: Psst! Over here.
Marge: Huh?
Bart: Mom, I need a dollar. Ever since you started teaching here
kids have been taking my lunch money, and I need that money for
candy.
Marge: Mmm, here you go precious. Now, go off with your friends.
[pushes him towards Jimbo, Dolph, and Nelson]
Jimbo: "Here you go, precious."
[they start beating him up]
Bart: Why isn't my mom stopping this?
Jimbo: We created a diversion.
Marge: That's a very nice jig, Kearney. Now isn't dancing much more
fun than bullying?
Kearney: [chuckles] Yeah.
-- Kearney the sissy, "The PTA Disbands"
Marge: Huh?
Bart: Mom, I need a dollar. Ever since you started teaching here
kids have been taking my lunch money, and I need that money for
candy.
Marge: Mmm, here you go precious. Now, go off with your friends.
[pushes him towards Jimbo, Dolph, and Nelson]
Jimbo: "Here you go, precious."
[they start beating him up]
Bart: Why isn't my mom stopping this?
Jimbo: We created a diversion.
Marge: That's a very nice jig, Kearney. Now isn't dancing much more
fun than bullying?
Kearney: [chuckles] Yeah.
-- Kearney the sissy, "The PTA Disbands"
Related:
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Jimbo: {[weeping] I haven't been moved like this since "The Joy Luck
Club".}
[Bart does a final leap;
everyone oohs] Bart: [thinking] They love me; I'm... - Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part... - Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart]
Oh,
look: [contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh. ... - Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart]
Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his... - Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
How would you feel if I started mopping the... - Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not... - Skinner: Well, children, I don't know what you did to all those
substitutes,
but it's going to stop now. Leopold? Leopold: [bursting... - Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class -
Edna: Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break...
