Now instead of my boring old sermon, I'm going to take a page from the
Book of Bart to do something I've always wanted to do.
[Walks over to the organ]
Take five, Mrs. Feesh.
[Begins playing "The Entertainer" badly] Wait, wait, I can do this...
[Starts over, playing more wrong notes]
Wait, wait, hold on...
-- Reverend Lovejoy does what he feels like,
"Bart's Inner Child"
Book of Bart to do something I've always wanted to do.
[Walks over to the organ]
Take five, Mrs. Feesh.
[Begins playing "The Entertainer" badly] Wait, wait, I can do this...
[Starts over, playing more wrong notes]
Wait, wait, hold on...
-- Reverend Lovejoy does what he feels like,
"Bart's Inner Child"
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