Lisa: This is madness. He's just peddling a bunch of easy answers.
Carl: [enthusiastically] And how!
-- Lisa sees through Brad Goodman, "Bart's Inner Child"
Carl: [enthusiastically] And how!
-- Lisa sees through Brad Goodman, "Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
- Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
Lisa: We know, Dad. Homer: I just thought I'd remind... - Brad: People, this young man here _is_ the inner child I've been talking
about!
Lisa: [incredulous] What? -- Lisa's slow acceptance... - Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick... - A few weeks ago, I was a washed-up actor with a drinking problem.
Then Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and... - Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in
"impr-you-vement".
Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And... - Lisa: Ever since that self-help guy came to town, you've lost your
identity.
You've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix,... - Marge: I knew it. If only I had nagged more!
Lovejoy:
God is angry: we've made a false idol of this Brad... - He says there aren't any easy answers.
I say, he's not looking hard enough!
Bart's campaign speech against Martin, "Lisa's... - Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds]
There you have it:
unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities...
From the same category:
- Man: Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a
lobotomy,
do you? Bart: Hm... lobotomy... [begin dream]... - Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids.
Bart: That's all right,
Krusty. Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the... - Bart: Hey, where's Homer?
Marge: Your father's ...
resting. Bart: Resting hung over? Resting got fired... - Marge: Well, I'm just relieved that Homer's safe and that you've
recovered and that we can all get back to normal.
If Maggie could talk I'm sure she'd apologize... - Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house,
you forgot to mention one little thing: YOU DIDN'T...
