Wiggum: Don't worry, folks, we'll find your wallet.
Marge: Dogs! Chief, you're getting powdered sugar all over my floor.
Wiggum: No I'm not, no I'm not. I'm, um, dusting for prints.
Marge: Oh.
-- Advances in police science,
"Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
Marge: Dogs! Chief, you're getting powdered sugar all over my floor.
Wiggum: No I'm not, no I'm not. I'm, um, dusting for prints.
Marge: Oh.
-- Advances in police science,
"Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
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Wiggum: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news.
Your husband was found DOA. Marge: Oh, my... - Marge: [into microphone] Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson.
My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over... - Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns'... - SLH paws at the front door]
Marge: OK, you can go out and play,
but no more you-know-what in front of the house... - I B M
U B M
We all B M
For I B M!!!!
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H.A.R.L.I.E... - Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little
Helper.
He was up barking all night, and dug up the back ... - Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge: Well... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know,
folks here don't much care for law and order...
