Burns: I'm sure we can come to an understanding.
Homer: Yes, sir.
[thinking] Reject the first offer. Reject the first offer.
Burns: May I offer you a drink?
Homer: Sorry, Burns, no deal.
-- A tough bargainer, "Rosebud"
Homer: Yes, sir.
[thinking] Reject the first offer. Reject the first offer.
Burns: May I offer you a drink?
Homer: Sorry, Burns, no deal.
-- A tough bargainer, "Rosebud"
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