Bart: Hey, boy, you want to play fetch?
[SLH looks up, tired, then puts his head back down]
Aw. Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never
wants to play any more since his bitch moved in.
Marge: Bart, don't ever say that word again!
Bart: Well, that's what she is. I looked it up.
Marge: Well, I'm going to write the dictionary people and have that
checked. Feels like a mistake to me...
-- Marge "Tipper Gore" Simpson,
"Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
[SLH looks up, tired, then puts his head back down]
Aw. Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never
wants to play any more since his bitch moved in.
Marge: Bart, don't ever say that word again!
Bart: Well, that's what she is. I looked it up.
Marge: Well, I'm going to write the dictionary people and have that
checked. Feels like a mistake to me...
-- Marge "Tipper Gore" Simpson,
"Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little
Helper.
He was up barking all night, and dug up the back ... - Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail
but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a... - Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that... - Bart: Ohh, I'll never get that game.
Marge: [walking in] Tuck-in time!
[singing] All aboard the sleepy train To visit... - Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh.... - Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart
Simpson's mother.
[everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - SLH paws at the front door]
Marge: OK, you can go out and play,
but no more you-know-what in front of the house...
