Kent: Welcome to the six o'clock news in our brand new studio. Lookin'
good, Springfield!
[he waves to the people out the large window behind him]
In today's news, a two-ton rhino escaped from the Springfield Zoo,
but zoo officials were quick to act, and Petunia, as she is known,
is safely back in captivity.
[a large rhino gores people outside the window]
In other news, a three-ton rhino that escaped from the zoo last
week is still at large.
-- America's violentest home videos,
"Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
good, Springfield!
[he waves to the people out the large window behind him]
In today's news, a two-ton rhino escaped from the Springfield Zoo,
but zoo officials were quick to act, and Petunia, as she is known,
is safely back in captivity.
[a large rhino gores people outside the window]
In other news, a three-ton rhino that escaped from the zoo last
week is still at large.
-- America's violentest home videos,
"Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
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