Rooney: Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks -

Rooney: Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of
naive movie folks -- folks from a Hollywood where values are...
different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just
wanted to tell a story, a story about a radioactive man, and you
slick small-towners took 'em for all they were worth.
[everyone looks dejected and mournful]
Otto: [sniffles] Do we give them some of their money back?
Quimby: [weeps] No.
[the helicopter swings by overhead]
Pilot: Hurry, Mr. Rooney! We've got a disenchanted little girl in a
Jell-O Pudding commercial!
Rooney: I could play that...[grabs the rope ladder]
-- Always looking out for numero uno, "Radioactive Man"

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