Bart: Aha!
Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean it: I'm not going back. I'm
not cut out to be a star.
Bart: But Milhouse, being a star is every patriotic American's
dream.
Milhouse: Not mine. It's a sham, Bart! You get up on that movie screen
pretending to be a hero, but you're not. The real heroes are
out _there_, toiling day and night on more important things!
Bart: [dreamy] Television.
Milhouse: No! Curing heart disease and wiping out world hunger.
Bart: But Milhouse, they haven't cured anything! Heart disease and
world hunger are still rampant. Those do-gooders are all a
bunch a pitiful losers...every last one of them. Want
results? You have to go to the Schwarzeneggers, the
Stallones, and to a lesser extent, the Van Dammes.
-- Bart mounts the soapbox, "Radioactive Man"
Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean it: I'm not going back. I'm
not cut out to be a star.
Bart: But Milhouse, being a star is every patriotic American's
dream.
Milhouse: Not mine. It's a sham, Bart! You get up on that movie screen
pretending to be a hero, but you're not. The real heroes are
out _there_, toiling day and night on more important things!
Bart: [dreamy] Television.
Milhouse: No! Curing heart disease and wiping out world hunger.
Bart: But Milhouse, they haven't cured anything! Heart disease and
world hunger are still rampant. Those do-gooders are all a
bunch a pitiful losers...every last one of them. Want
results? You have to go to the Schwarzeneggers, the
Stallones, and to a lesser extent, the Van Dammes.
-- Bart mounts the soapbox, "Radioactive Man"
Related:
- Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really... - Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of
us got the part.
[Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands... - Milhouse: Come on Bart. You're gonna make me a print aren't you?
Bart: Will you swear not to let another living... - Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home?
Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -
oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe... - Bart: Ohh, all these new superheroes _suck_! None of them can hold
a candle to "Radioactive Man".
Milhouse: The only decent new one is "Radiation Dude"... - Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of
these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular
music.
[hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart... - Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart
Simpson's mother.
[everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge... - Bart: [leaning out the window] Hey, Milhouse! You want a job in
my factory?
Milhouse: You don't a have a factory. Bart: Hey... - Bart: Well, if your soul is real, where is it?
Milhouse:
[motions to his chest] It's kind of in here. And when...
