Director: Ladies and gentlement, meet America's new Fallout Boy!
Milhouse: Aah!
[screaming girls close in on him]
Hutz: [pushing through] Out of the way...Milhouse, baby! Lionel
Hutz, your new agent, body guard, unauthorized biographer, and
drug dealer...er, keeper-awayer.
Milhouse: Aah! Leave me alone!
[everyone chases him back to his house]
Mom! Dad! Make 'em stop!
[slams the door to the house]
[sees his parents opening boxes]
What is all this stuff?
Mr. VH: We've heard you've become a star. We've decided we better
start living in the fast lane.
Milhouse: What if I'm not a success? How will you pay for all this?
Mrs. VH: I'm sorry, I can't hear you, son! I'm wearing a jacuzzi suit.
Milhouse: Ohh --
-- Instant collateral, "Radioactive Man"
Milhouse: Aah!
[screaming girls close in on him]
Hutz: [pushing through] Out of the way...Milhouse, baby! Lionel
Hutz, your new agent, body guard, unauthorized biographer, and
drug dealer...er, keeper-awayer.
Milhouse: Aah! Leave me alone!
[everyone chases him back to his house]
Mom! Dad! Make 'em stop!
[slams the door to the house]
[sees his parents opening boxes]
What is all this stuff?
Mr. VH: We've heard you've become a star. We've decided we better
start living in the fast lane.
Milhouse: What if I'm not a success? How will you pay for all this?
Mrs. VH: I'm sorry, I can't hear you, son! I'm wearing a jacuzzi suit.
Milhouse: Ohh --
-- Instant collateral, "Radioactive Man"
Related:
- Grandma: A caller at this hour? [to Mr. VH] You dial 9-1,
then when I say so, dial 1 again. [opens... - Wiggum: OK, we can all stop worrying now. These dogs never fail.
Mr. VH: But...will they just find Milhouse, or will... - Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home?
Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -
oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe... - Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of
us got the part.
[Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands... - Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs.
Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of... - Edna: Tighten those braids, Missy...hoist your flag,
Dooley... Nelson, you look adorable. Nelson... - Bart: Ohh, all these new superheroes _suck_! None of them can hold
a candle to "Radioactive Man".
Milhouse: The only decent new one is "Radiation Dude"...
