Bart: Ohh, I only grew half an inch. I'm still too short.
Marge: Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart.
Lisa: Yeah, that's how fast Grampa's shrinking.
Grampa: [walking by, his head below table level] Oh, I'm as tall as I --
Bart: Is there any way I can look taller without actually being
taller?
[he walks out of the house with elevator shoes, a chihuahua,
and a spikier haircut]
-- There are three ways, actually, "Radioactive Man"
Marge: Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart.
Lisa: Yeah, that's how fast Grampa's shrinking.
Grampa: [walking by, his head below table level] Oh, I'm as tall as I --
Bart: Is there any way I can look taller without actually being
taller?
[he walks out of the house with elevator shoes, a chihuahua,
and a spikier haircut]
-- There are three ways, actually, "Radioactive Man"
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