Skinner: Willy, some time over the holiday weekend the beloved grade
four gerbil, uh, Superdude, lost his life. I need you to air
out the classroom and give Superdude a proper burial.
[Willy looks inside the box, gets a whiff]
Willy: Gah!
[cut to Willy digging a hole in the dirt]
Eh, you're lucky you're getting a decent burial. Me own father
got thrown in the bog.
-- With seventeen bullets in him,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
four gerbil, uh, Superdude, lost his life. I need you to air
out the classroom and give Superdude a proper burial.
[Willy looks inside the box, gets a whiff]
Willy: Gah!
[cut to Willy digging a hole in the dirt]
Eh, you're lucky you're getting a decent burial. Me own father
got thrown in the bog.
-- With seventeen bullets in him,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
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Lisa. He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] ... - Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all... - Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape... - Skinner: I'm afraid we've got no legal recourse against Mr.
Burns and his slant-drilling operation. The... - Skinner: Ah, is there nothing so intoxicating as the school hallway at
early morn?
[sniffs] Hmm, school normally doesn't smell so ... - a chainsaw noise is heard]
Bart: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
Willy: Why you little -- [thinking] No, no... - Skinner: My lord, such destruction.
[sees Chalmers climbing up onto the roof]
Superintendent Chalmers,
er, how are you going? Chalmers: Why is it when I heard... - Willy: I'm telling ye, I could nay have shot Burns.
[uncrosses, then recrosses, his legs; everyone groans]... - Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches...
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[joyfully] Bart!
[kisses him] [On stage, a fanfare plays] ... - We start with pure milk chocolate...
Add a layer of farm-fresh honey.
Then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar... And dip... - Bart, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act
like a maniac?
Miss Hoover gives Bart a scolding, "I Love... - Oh come on Marge... Why skimp now on the off-chance that they'll
actually get in someplace.
Homer asks Marge to fetch the children's college ... - Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class -
Edna: Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break...
