Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in
"impr-you-vement"...Brad Goodman!
Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And by the way...I'm not happy you're
still drinking. But at least you're down to one from more than
fifty.}
-- "Bart's Inner Child"
"impr-you-vement"...Brad Goodman!
Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And by the way...I'm not happy you're
still drinking. But at least you're down to one from more than
fifty.}
-- "Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
- Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or... - Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds]
There you have it:
unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities... - Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick... - Oh, hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help
videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident,
Stupid". Well, now I'm here to tell you about the... - Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to
pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother... - A few weeks ago, I was a washed-up actor with a drinking problem.
Then Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and... - Brad: People, I am excited. I can sense a change in the air
tonight.
You are all going to start _living_, really ... - Brad: This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious
eating disorder,
and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle, I'm sure ... - Brad: Son, you've never read any of my books, have you?
Bart: [snorts] Earth to boring guy. [Audience...
From the same category:
- Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not... - Number One: Homer Simpson, for your continuing and baffling desecration
of our beloved sacred parchment,
you are hereby banished from the stonecutters... - Marge: Hey! Wh-what's going on?!
[Fat Tony walks to the car,
and tries to take the keys -- but they won't... - Woods: Apu!
Apu: Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead.
How I've missed you! I mean -- I think I'm... - Bart: Excellent! You're incredible, Jessica: your throws,
your catches, your spirals, and your loops -...
