Kent: [on TV] And tonight, the following celebrities have been arrested
-- [a list scrolls by] -- while Heather Locklear-Fortensky remains
at large. Remember, if you see any celebrities, consider them
dangerous.
Hugh: You know, I rather like this pub.
Moe: Oho, an English boy, huh? You know, we saved your ass in World
War II.
Hugh: Yeah, well, we saved _your_ arse in World War III.
Moe: [conciliatory] That's true.
-- A quick comeback at Moe's, "Lisa's Wedding"
-- [a list scrolls by] -- while Heather Locklear-Fortensky remains
at large. Remember, if you see any celebrities, consider them
dangerous.
Hugh: You know, I rather like this pub.
Moe: Oho, an English boy, huh? You know, we saved your ass in World
War II.
Hugh: Yeah, well, we saved _your_ arse in World War III.
Moe: [conciliatory] That's true.
-- A quick comeback at Moe's, "Lisa's Wedding"
Related:
- Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most
cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on... - Hugh: I must say, you were right. This has been quite trying.
You know, I've attempted to enjoy your family... - Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy.
Moe: Yeah,
yeah, we'll never live it down. Oh, boy, it looks... - Hugh: I've never met anyone who so understood the magic of Jim Carrey.
Lisa: He can make you laugh with no more than a frantic... - Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart,
are you going to mow the lawn today? Bart: Okay, but... - Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's.
Bart: Uh,
yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass... - Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme... - Krusty: [looking over] Hey, nice quote uniforms, endquote.
Kent: [pretending] This just in, a new addition to... - Moe: [sighs] Here you go! Here I am!
Uncle Moe -
thank you, ma'am! This'll be a treat: ...
