Lisa: [to cab driver] Hey, I remember you! Mayor Quimby, right?
Quimby: I, uh, er, uh, uh, no. Look at this licence: Mohammed Jafar.
Otto: [on screen] Quimby, after this fare, get your indicted ass out
to the convention center.
Quimby: [to himself] I cut the ribbon at that convention center.
-- At least he's not illiterate, "Lisa's Wedding"
Quimby: I, uh, er, uh, uh, no. Look at this licence: Mohammed Jafar.
Otto: [on screen] Quimby, after this fare, get your indicted ass out
to the convention center.
Quimby: [to himself] I cut the ribbon at that convention center.
-- At least he's not illiterate, "Lisa's Wedding"
Related:
- Bart: [to passers-by] Hey Four-eyes! Vote Quimby. Hey Beardo!
Vote Quimby. Lisa: This time he's the _lesser_... - slide of Dr. Hibbert]
Mrs. Hibbert: Julius!
[slide or Chief Wiggum]
Mrs.
Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner]... - Er, uh, well... eh, in light of these new facts, of which I now realize
I was largely aware,
I must take action. All in favor of demolishing our... - Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart.
Bart:
Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby... - Quimby: I propose that I use what's left of the town treasury to move
to a more prosperous town and run for mayor.
And, er, once elected, I will send for the... - Quimby: Watch it, you walking tub of donut batter!
Wiggum:
Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby. Quimby: You don't... - Barlow: You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of
here in Springfield:
one, the bats in the public library -- [scene... - This is the uh most exciting thing to happen to our uh fair town
since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952.
And so, I hereby declare that Route 401, currently... - Quimby: And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to
our local merchants.
[people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it...
