Troy: {[on TV] Now turn to the next problem. If you have three
Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you? You,
the redhead in the Chicago school system?
[a window opens up on the screen to show the girl]}
Girl: {Pepsi?}
Troy: {Partial credit!}
Skinner: [walking in] We've been invited to the wedding of our only
graduate to read at an adult level.
Hoover: Mmm, it must be Lisa Simpson, because of course Martin Prince
perished in that science fair explosion.
[camera pans down below the earth]
Martin: [dressed as The Phantom] Not quite perished, my lady love,
although some days I wish I had.
[starts playing "A Fifth of Beethoven" on an organ]
-- A fate truly worse than death, "Lisa's Wedding"
Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you? You,
the redhead in the Chicago school system?
[a window opens up on the screen to show the girl]}
Girl: {Pepsi?}
Troy: {Partial credit!}
Skinner: [walking in] We've been invited to the wedding of our only
graduate to read at an adult level.
Hoover: Mmm, it must be Lisa Simpson, because of course Martin Prince
perished in that science fair explosion.
[camera pans down below the earth]
Martin: [dressed as The Phantom] Not quite perished, my lady love,
although some days I wish I had.
[starts playing "A Fifth of Beethoven" on an organ]
-- A fate truly worse than death, "Lisa's Wedding"
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