Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds]
There you have it: unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities.
She's one of my favorites. I loved her in the thing I saw her in.
-- Brad Goodman on his infomercial, "Bart's Inner Child"
There you have it: unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities.
She's one of my favorites. I loved her in the thing I saw her in.
-- Brad Goodman on his infomercial, "Bart's Inner Child"
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"impr-you-vement".
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There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick... - Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or... - Brad: Son, you've never read any of my books, have you?
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this, this -- Bart: Rudiger. Brad: -- Rudiger. And... - Brad: People, I am excited. I can sense a change in the air
tonight.
You are all going to start _living_, really ... - Brad: Thank you. OK, folks. Let me hear what's troubling you.
Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!... - Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
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Martin: We've got to hurry!
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Homer: [swallowing beer] In those words? ... Yes. ... - Marge: [knocking] Bart? It's time to get ready for the show.
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