Marge: [walking up] So, Homer, how'd you do?
Homer: [glum] Well, I...
Super: Ladies, please don't tell me you're smoking in a government
building. Because that is _precisely_ the kind of infraction
that can cost a couple of sisters their promotion.
[they gasp, and stammer]
Homer: [chuckles to himself] [sees Marge looking unhappy]
[sighs] I'll never forgive myself for this.
[grabs both cigarettes, drags]
Super: Wait a minute! Those are yours, sir?
Homer: [monotone] Yes. [coughs] I am in flavor country.
Super: [skeptical] _Both_ of them?
Homer: [hacks] It's a big country.
Super: Ladies, I apologize. And you, sir, are worse than Hitler.
[she slaps him]
-- Homer's going to invade Poland next,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Homer: [glum] Well, I...
Super: Ladies, please don't tell me you're smoking in a government
building. Because that is _precisely_ the kind of infraction
that can cost a couple of sisters their promotion.
[they gasp, and stammer]
Homer: [chuckles to himself] [sees Marge looking unhappy]
[sighs] I'll never forgive myself for this.
[grabs both cigarettes, drags]
Super: Wait a minute! Those are yours, sir?
Homer: [monotone] Yes. [coughs] I am in flavor country.
Super: [skeptical] _Both_ of them?
Homer: [hacks] It's a big country.
Super: Ladies, I apologize. And you, sir, are worse than Hitler.
[she slaps him]
-- Homer's going to invade Poland next,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around... - Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
Homer: Request permission to slink by. Patty: Permission... - Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here?
Homer:
[in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've
ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
We end up in a big fight and we come home more... - Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and
stupid Selma work!
Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like...
