Patty: Well, well, well: look who needs us again to get his chauffeur's
license.
Homer: Look, all I ask is that you be fair.
Patty: Oh! Did not adjust side mirror. Minus one point.
Selma: Failed to check blind spot. Minus two points.
Homer: You won't be happy until my family thinks I'm a loser, will you?
Patty: You _are_ a loser, Homer...and we're winners. You gotta learn
that.
Selma: Ooh, seat belt twisted. Minus one point.
Homer: Nagging the driver. Minus ten points for you!
Patty: Grazed a cone. Minus _five_ points!
Homer: Being a jerk. Minus a million points!
-- Did not! Did too!, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
license.
Homer: Look, all I ask is that you be fair.
Patty: Oh! Did not adjust side mirror. Minus one point.
Selma: Failed to check blind spot. Minus two points.
Homer: You won't be happy until my family thinks I'm a loser, will you?
Patty: You _are_ a loser, Homer...and we're winners. You gotta learn
that.
Selma: Ooh, seat belt twisted. Minus one point.
Homer: Nagging the driver. Minus ten points for you!
Patty: Grazed a cone. Minus _five_ points!
Homer: Being a jerk. Minus a million points!
-- Did not! Did too!, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Related:
- Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make... - Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
Homer: Request permission to slink by. Patty: Permission... - Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my!
Selma: [grunt] Patty,
stop drooling. Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer... - Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise!
Patty:
[grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I... - Homer: You're my last, last chance: bottom-of-the-barrel,
hail-mary, long-shot, wish-you-would-do-it-but...
