Jimbo: {[weeping] I haven't been moved like this since "The Joy Luck
Club".}
[Bart does a final leap; everyone oohs]
Bart: [thinking] They love me; I'm accepted. I don't need this mask
any more. [out loud] Behold, the masked dancer is me, Bart!
[removes mask; everyone gasps]
It is I who have won your acclaim.
Jimbo: Bart does ballet!
Kearney: He dances like girls!
Nelson: Ha ha!
Bart: Go ahead and laugh. But I took a chance and did something I
wanted to do. And if that makes me a sissy, well, then...I
guess I'm a sissy.
Jimbo: [pause] He's a sissy! Let's rush him.
-- So much for openness, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Club".}
[Bart does a final leap; everyone oohs]
Bart: [thinking] They love me; I'm accepted. I don't need this mask
any more. [out loud] Behold, the masked dancer is me, Bart!
[removes mask; everyone gasps]
It is I who have won your acclaim.
Jimbo: Bart does ballet!
Kearney: He dances like girls!
Nelson: Ha ha!
Bart: Go ahead and laugh. But I took a chance and did something I
wanted to do. And if that makes me a sissy, well, then...I
guess I'm a sissy.
Jimbo: [pause] He's a sissy! Let's rush him.
-- So much for openness, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Related:
- Jimbo: Looks like he took a pretty bad spill.
Nelson:
[pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt... - Bart: Psst! Over here.
Marge: Huh?
Bart: Mom,
I need a dollar. Ever since you started teaching here... - Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart]
Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his... - Lisa: That spiky-haired masked dancer is really something.
I wonder who he is? Jimbo: He's graceful,... - Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of
a man.
[opens the door; all the little girls point and laugh]... - Teacher: Is something wrong, Mr. Simpson?
Bart: I don't like wearing tights,
ma'am. Teacher: But so many of your heroes wear tights... - Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety
rules!
Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump... - Bart: See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque,
but then I just fully went for it and pulled... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
From the same category:
- Myers: Your honor, you take away our right to steal ideas,
where are they gonna come from? Her? [points... - Man 1: Mop and bucket man to the exit of the "Nauseator".
Man 2: We got another jumper on the roof of T. G. I... - Marge: We better find a motel and stop for the night.
Homer: [slurred] We don't need to do that, Marge. ... - Skinner: And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no
help from their parents:
Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum. Ralph: I'm Idaho!... - Jimbo: Come raid Skinner's house with us.
Kearney: We found a bunch of rancid coleslaw in the dumpster behind
Krusty Burger.
Dolph: Yeah, and we're gonna go heave it at his house...
