Bart: {Dad, you really want to get rid of this trampoline?}
Homer: {Uh huh.}
Bart: {Observe: a bike lock.
[je locks the trampoline to a post]
Now just turn around, and count to three: one, two, three --
[they turn around to see Snake with a pair of wire cutters]
Uh, better make it five.}
Snake: {All right! I got me a bed.}
-- 1,001 uses, "Bart's Inner Child"
Homer: {Uh huh.}
Bart: {Observe: a bike lock.
[je locks the trampoline to a post]
Now just turn around, and count to three: one, two, three --
[they turn around to see Snake with a pair of wire cutters]
Uh, better make it five.}
Snake: {All right! I got me a bed.}
-- 1,001 uses, "Bart's Inner Child"
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