Teacher: Is something wrong, Mr. Simpson?
Bart: I don't like wearing tights, ma'am.
Teacher: But so many of your heroes wear tights: Batman, for example,
and...Magellan.
Bart: Look, I don't like this cootie platoon and I never well. I'm
out of here, and I'm out of this stupid outfit.
[struggles to take it off; struggles turn graceful]
Wait! Joy of movement increasing. Love of dance impossible to
resist.
[the other girls gasp with delight]
Toes twinkling...look at me, girls! I'm doing ballet...and I
love it!
-- At least he's not wizzing with the door open,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Bart: I don't like wearing tights, ma'am.
Teacher: But so many of your heroes wear tights: Batman, for example,
and...Magellan.
Bart: Look, I don't like this cootie platoon and I never well. I'm
out of here, and I'm out of this stupid outfit.
[struggles to take it off; struggles turn graceful]
Wait! Joy of movement increasing. Love of dance impossible to
resist.
[the other girls gasp with delight]
Toes twinkling...look at me, girls! I'm doing ballet...and I
love it!
-- At least he's not wizzing with the door open,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
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a man.
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but then I just fully went for it and pulled... - Jimbo: {[weeping] I haven't been moved like this since "The Joy Luck
Club".}
[Bart does a final leap;
everyone oohs] Bart: [thinking] They love me; I'm... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: So, uh, what are you in for?
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Nelson:
[pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - I'm wizzing with the door open, and I love it!
--
Homer Alone, "Homer the...
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