Lenny: Quitting time!
Carl: Let's go, Homer. On the way home, we're stopping at Moe's for a
Zima.
Homer: Er, maybe I'll just stay and work overtime. My sisters-in-law
are at my house again.
Carl: Homer, quit wallowing in self-pity. Pull yourself together and
come get drunk with us.
-- On Zima? Surely you jest,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Carl: Let's go, Homer. On the way home, we're stopping at Moe's for a
Zima.
Homer: Er, maybe I'll just stay and work overtime. My sisters-in-law
are at my house again.
Carl: Homer, quit wallowing in self-pity. Pull yourself together and
come get drunk with us.
-- On Zima? Surely you jest,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make... - Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy
legend Mel Brooks!
I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... ... - Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and
stupid Selma work!
Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like... - Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around... - Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face. -- Homer Simpson ... - Carl: Hey Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?
Homer: [sneering] I can't. I gotta take my wife to... - Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
However, since you have no collateral, I'm going... - Lenny: You want another card or not?
Homer: Huh? Oh,
OK. I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh...
