Ward: We _did_ it! We've worked out a compromise that will allow
both nations to save face.
Conover: We've argued them down to...a booting.
Everyone: What?!
Ward: The Prime Minister just wants to kick you once, through the
gate, with a regular shoe.
Conover: I believe it's a wingtip.
Marge: No deal! This is my son we're talking about. Sure, he's not
perfect, but who is in this workaday world?
Bart: Mom, wait!
[he goes to look at the toilet swirling machine]
It's time for me to bend over and receive my destiny.
-- Bart, stoic in valor, "Bart vs. Australia"
both nations to save face.
Conover: We've argued them down to...a booting.
Everyone: What?!
Ward: The Prime Minister just wants to kick you once, through the
gate, with a regular shoe.
Conover: I believe it's a wingtip.
Marge: No deal! This is my son we're talking about. Sure, he's not
perfect, but who is in this workaday world?
Bart: Mom, wait!
[he goes to look at the toilet swirling machine]
It's time for me to bend over and receive my destiny.
-- Bart, stoic in valor, "Bart vs. Australia"
Related:
- Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department... - Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: [weepy] Thank you, Bart. I promise I won't make fun of you later
for this.
Homer: [sniffs] Show 'em what American butts are made... - Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant
boot?
Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot... - Homer: Oh, yeah, this is the life! Boy, next summer can you commit
some fraud in Orlando,
Florida? Bart: I'm way ahead of you, Dad. Conover... - Andy: Hear ye, hear ye. This session will now come to order.
With the cooperation of the US Department of... - Conover: Oh, my. Hello, I'm Evan Conover with the US State Department.
[hands Marge his card] Marge: [reading] "Undersecretary... - Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart
makes a public apology in Australia.
Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a...
