Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir!
Homer: Really? Look, boy, now I'm in Australia...[hops over the line]
Now I'm in America...Australia! America!
Bart: I get it, Dad.
Homer: Australia! America!
Marge: Homer, that's enough!
Homer: Australia! America! [gets punched] Ow!
Marine: Here in America we don't tolerate that kind of crap, Sir!
-- Laying down the law, "Bart vs. Australia"
Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir!
Homer: Really? Look, boy, now I'm in Australia...[hops over the line]
Now I'm in America...Australia! America!
Bart: I get it, Dad.
Homer: Australia! America!
Marge: Homer, that's enough!
Homer: Australia! America! [gets punched] Ow!
Marine: Here in America we don't tolerate that kind of crap, Sir!
-- Laying down the law, "Bart vs. Australia"
Related:
- Homer: Hey! Are you like one of those English guards who can't laugh
or smile or anything?
[makes noises and faces at him] [gets punched... - Lisa: [weepy] Thank you, Bart. I promise I won't make fun of you later
for this.
Homer: [sniffs] Show 'em what American butts are made... - Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart
makes a public apology in Australia.
Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a... - Lisa: Mom, you said I could have one souvenir, right?
Well I want the didgeridoo. [plays it] Marge... - Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $900
collect call?
Bart: Yes, 'm. Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there... - Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone]
[looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection... - Homer: When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment,
and things have never been better! The streets are... - Homer: Oh. We left at 1:30pm Monday. What time is it now?
Lisa: It's 6:45am next Wednesday. You may also be... - Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will...
