Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart
makes a public apology in Australia.
Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to
Australia?
Conover: Mm, hmm.
Bart: I can handle that: I'm an expert at phony apologies.
Marge: [reproachful] Bart!
Bart: [with phony sincerity] I'm sorry.
Marge: That's better.
Bart: Heh heh heh...
-- Bart, master of deceit, "Bart vs. Australia"
makes a public apology in Australia.
Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to
Australia?
Conover: Mm, hmm.
Bart: I can handle that: I'm an expert at phony apologies.
Marge: [reproachful] Bart!
Bart: [with phony sincerity] I'm sorry.
Marge: That's better.
Bart: Heh heh heh...
-- Bart, master of deceit, "Bart vs. Australia"
Related:
- Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department... - Homer: Oh, yeah, this is the life! Boy, next summer can you commit
some fraud in Orlando,
Florida? Bart: I'm way ahead of you, Dad. Conover... - Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will... - Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American... - Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $900
collect call?
Bart: Yes, 'm. Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there... - Marge: We'll meet you boys back here for dinner. Good luck,
honey. [kisses Bart] Lisa: Bart, I'm sorry... - Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil.
Homer: Heh heh heh.
Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the... - Ward: We _did_ it! We've worked out a compromise that will allow
both nations to save face.
Conover: We've argued them down to...a booting. Everyone... - Bart flicks a pocket knife open and closed repeatedly]
Man:
You call that a knife? _This_ is a knife. Bart...
From the same category:
- Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
Bart: I was faking it. Homer: Gasp! Liar! Bart: ... - Abe: Oh! It's the Cat Burglar. Please don't kill me!
Malloy: Abe, can I borrow your ointment? Abe: Oh... - Dr. Hibert: If you want him to live through the night,
I suggest you roll him onto his stomach. Marge... - Lenny: Hey: nice threads.
Homer: Whew, I'm beat. And after work I've got to dedicate a new Jiffy
Lube and cohost the Ace Awards.
Lenny: Wow! Jiffy Lube! Carl: Boy, you're really... - Daughter: Dad?
Kent: Uh huh?
Daughter: My new doll is much better than Malibu Stacy.
Do a newscast about her. Kent: Ho ho...
