Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $900
collect call?
Bart: Yes, 'm.
Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there it is: Aus-tra-li-a. I'll be
damned. [spins globe, laughs] Look at this country! ["Uruguay"]
U-R-Gay. [laughs]
-- Homer, phonetic reader, "Bart vs. Australia"
collect call?
Bart: Yes, 'm.
Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there it is: Aus-tra-li-a. I'll be
damned. [spins globe, laughs] Look at this country! ["Uruguay"]
U-R-Gay. [laughs]
-- Homer, phonetic reader, "Bart vs. Australia"
Related:
- Lisa: Bart, water will only go the other way in the Southern hemisphere.
Bart: What the hell is the "Southern hemisphere"? Lisa... - Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will... - Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American... - Homer: Ooh, "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions"! I'm great at these.
Ask me if something smells funny in here, Boy. Bart... - Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart
makes a public apology in Australia.
Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: [sneakishly insincere] Another gutter ball.
Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight! Homer... - Bart: Go, toothpaste, go! Move your pasty white butt.
Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both... - Bart: Dad, when did you record an album?
Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember,
son. It was only eight years ago. Bart: Dad...
