Ooh! The Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away sixty soiled
mattresses!
-- Homer reads the "FOR FREE" section of the paper,
"Bart's Inner Child"
mattresses!
-- Homer reads the "FOR FREE" section of the paper,
"Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
- Wow, for free! Surplus drums of mayonnaise from operation Desert Storm!
Homer finds more good free stuff, "Bart's Inner... - Marge: I don't know if this is a good idea.
Homer: Marge,
it's the perfect exercise! It'll double the value... - Homer: Oh my God!
Lisa: What is it?
Homer: Tramapoline!
Trampopoline! [runs out] Bart: He said what now?... - All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll _rust_!}
-
Homer vs. the trampoline., "Bart's Inner... - Krusty: You here for the trampoline?
Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my... - Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe:
They're heading for the old mill! Homer: No we're... - Dad, this one gesture almost makes up for years of shaky fathering!
Lisa, after Homer gets a trampoline for the family... - Homer: Hey, Krusty: I'm bringing back the --
Krusty:
[points a shotgun at Homer] You just keep right... - Milhouse: Stop jumping on me! I'm hurt.
Homer: Kids,
kids: once you get hurt, move aside and let other people...
From the same category:
- Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a
refreshing drink from hops and barley.
[drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll,... - Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is _not_
something that happens overnight.
It takes one solid weekend of training to get... - Marge: Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these
pretzels?
Skinner: [robotic tone] Yes, I am sure. Sure as sure... - Martin: {Behold the flying machine that will car me,
Phineas Fogg, around the world in eighty days... - Marley: You mind if I say a few words?
Burns: Oh, me-me-me,
"I want all the attention because it's <my> ...
