Italians: Yay, Krustys! [applauding]
Vittorio: Grazie, grazie. You have a brought great joy to this old
Italian stereotype.
Legs: No, no, Don Vittorio, you're not --
Vittorio: Yes, I am, I know it, I am. Anyway, thank you, Krusty.
Krusty: You're welcome. So, uh, we're even now, huh?
Vittorio: No, we just won't kill you. But you still owe us the money.
[ominous] $48.
Krusty: [hands him a bill] Here's $50.
Vittorio: And two your change, and we thank you.
-- Come again!, "Homer the Clown"
Vittorio: Grazie, grazie. You have a brought great joy to this old
Italian stereotype.
Legs: No, no, Don Vittorio, you're not --
Vittorio: Yes, I am, I know it, I am. Anyway, thank you, Krusty.
Krusty: You're welcome. So, uh, we're even now, huh?
Vittorio: No, we just won't kill you. But you still owe us the money.
[ominous] $48.
Krusty: [hands him a bill] Here's $50.
Vittorio: And two your change, and we thank you.
-- Come again!, "Homer the Clown"
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insult of all -
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Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand]... - Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
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Uncle Moe -
thank you, ma'am! This'll be a treat: ... - Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill... - Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled,
he tried everything to stay on the air. Here's... - Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
You will now go back to your home towns and...
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