Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand] Don
Vittorio DiMaggio.
Homer: [sadly] Krusty the Klown.
Vittorio: Sorry I have to do this, Krusty. [pulls a gun]
[points it at Homer, cocks trigger]
I cannot do it. To murder a funny man of such genius would be
a crime. Ah, tell you what, Krusty: do for me my favorite
trick where you ride the little bike for me through the loop,
and I will let you live.
Homer: Oh, but I've never been able to do that --
[trigger is cocked] Hey, how about if I just squirt you in
the face with my boutoniere?
[trigger cocks more] OK.
-- The power of persuasion, "Homer the Clown"
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand] Don
Vittorio DiMaggio.
Homer: [sadly] Krusty the Klown.
Vittorio: Sorry I have to do this, Krusty. [pulls a gun]
[points it at Homer, cocks trigger]
I cannot do it. To murder a funny man of such genius would be
a crime. Ah, tell you what, Krusty: do for me my favorite
trick where you ride the little bike for me through the loop,
and I will let you live.
Homer: Oh, but I've never been able to do that --
[trigger is cocked] Hey, how about if I just squirt you in
the face with my boutoniere?
[trigger cocks more] OK.
-- The power of persuasion, "Homer the Clown"
Related:
- Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
[cocks gun] Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came... - Italians: Yay, Krustys! [applauding]
Vittorio: Grazie,
grazie. You have a brought great joy to this old ... - Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs,
you check out the East Side. Louie, Rome... - Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled,
he tried everything to stay on the air. Here's... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the
store just because I look like -
I mean, just because I _am_ Krusty the Klown... - Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha!
Homer: [gags]
Krusty:
What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance...
