Homer: But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not
him...I'm Homer Simpson!
Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
our club?
Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumbel.
Legs: The same Barney Gumbel who keeps taking picture of my sister?
Homer: Uh, actually, my _real_ name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! --
Joe Valachi!
Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about
Organized Crime?
[later]
Homer: Benedict Arnold!
Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to
the hated British?
Homer: D'oh!
-- Homer "Fletch" Simpson, "Homer the Clown"
him...I'm Homer Simpson!
Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
our club?
Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumbel.
Legs: The same Barney Gumbel who keeps taking picture of my sister?
Homer: Uh, actually, my _real_ name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! --
Joe Valachi!
Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about
Organized Crime?
[later]
Homer: Benedict Arnold!
Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to
the hated British?
Homer: D'oh!
-- Homer "Fletch" Simpson, "Homer the Clown"
Related:
- Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty.
I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson. Fat Tony: The same... - Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs,
you check out the East Side. Louie, Rome... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
[Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall]... - Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think
I'm dead,
but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this ... - Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
[cocks gun] Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came... - Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all
week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! ... - Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world.
Moe:
[outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's... - Tony: [clearing his throat] Greetings, Homer.
Homer:
Hey! Fat Tony! You still with the mafia? [walks...
