Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the
store just because I look like -- I mean, just because I _am_
Krusty the Klown?
Apu: How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy
magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year?
[quietly] Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of "Gigantic
Asses".
[holds up magazine with a large butt on it]
-- The upside of mistaken identities, "Homer the Clown"
store just because I look like -- I mean, just because I _am_
Krusty the Klown?
Apu: How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy
magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year?
[quietly] Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of "Gigantic
Asses".
[holds up magazine with a large butt on it]
-- The upside of mistaken identities, "Homer the Clown"
Related:
- Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand]... - Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids,
bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who... - Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled,
he tried everything to stay on the air. Here's... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Emcee: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger -
the one with ketchup -- here he is, coming... - Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
You will now go back to your home towns and... - John: But this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator.
Don't you just love the graphics on this box... - Homer: {Hurry up! It's my first day of clown college.}
Marge:
{Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!} Homer: {[squirming]... - Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown...
