Lenny: Hey: nice threads.
Homer: Whew, I'm beat. And after work I've got to dedicate a new Jiffy
Lube and cohost the Ace Awards.
Lenny: Wow! Jiffy Lube!
Carl: Boy, you're really running yourself ragged.
Homer: Yeah. When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be
nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown. I tell
you, it's hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their
little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with
something.
-- Clowning breeds cynicism, "Homer the Clown"
Homer: Whew, I'm beat. And after work I've got to dedicate a new Jiffy
Lube and cohost the Ace Awards.
Lenny: Wow! Jiffy Lube!
Carl: Boy, you're really running yourself ragged.
Homer: Yeah. When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be
nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown. I tell
you, it's hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their
little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with
something.
-- Clowning breeds cynicism, "Homer the Clown"
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Carl: No.
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and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
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bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who... - Dick: Well, my time's almost up here, so, uh, I'd just like to
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I can do anything I want. Burns: Is that so... - Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all
have one.
Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: {Hurry up! It's my first day of clown college.}
Marge:
{Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!} Homer: {[squirming]...
