Homer, we've got to do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
-- Marge, concerned about Vampire Bart,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
-- Marge, concerned about Vampire Bart,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -
[gasps] Wait a minute! You _are_ a vampire! Abe... - Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire?
Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have... - This is dangerous. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie.
} -- Marge, on a quest to kill Vampire Burns, ... - I'm a vampire, and I've come to suck your blood!
[His false fangs fall out and he crashes into the refrigerator]
Oh!
[weakly] This cape is giving me a rash. -- Fearsome... - Bart: Come join us, Lisa. It's so cool: you get to stay up all
night drinking blood.
Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, you get... - Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire:
Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to... - Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire,
and he has Bart! Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart... - Marge: Homer! Are you all right?
Homer: [meekly] No.
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock... - Bart: Yo, Mom! We haven't got the eyeballs yet.
Marge:
[aims the flashlight at Homer, who is eating the ghoulish...
From the same category:
- Brockman: Fire, Man's Oldest Foe. Insatiable, remorseless,
unquenchable. Wiggum: Hey, it's out! [cheers] Brockman... - There's nothing wrong with crabgrass. It just has a bad name,
that's all. Everyone would love it if it had a cute... - Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you
have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the... - Man: Homer, this is Floyd. He's an idiot savant.
Give him any two numbers, and he can multiply... - Hey, go protest outside, will ya? Now!
-- Homer yells at Lisa who simply stares at him,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th...
