Krusty: OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? [sees Homer] Those
are supposed to be baggy pants. Baggy!
Homer: Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my
life.
[back in the classroom]
Krusty: OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk.
Cucamonga. Seattle --
Homer: [laughs] Stop it, you're killing me! [laughs more] Seattle.
Krusty: [groans]
-- The trials of teaching Homer, "Homer the Clown"
are supposed to be baggy pants. Baggy!
Homer: Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my
life.
[back in the classroom]
Krusty: OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk.
Cucamonga. Seattle --
Homer: [laughs] Stop it, you're killing me! [laughs more] Seattle.
Krusty: [groans]
-- The trials of teaching Homer, "Homer the Clown"
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insult of all -
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