Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm
going to clown college! [leaves]
Bart: I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
-- "Homer the Clown"
going to clown college! [leaves]
Bart: I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
-- "Homer the Clown"
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