Bill: At this rate you'll be broke in a month. The only thing left to
do is...open a Clown College and train some regional Krustys.
Krusty: You mean like that bozo, Bonko the Clown?
Bill: Exactly.
Krusty: Forget it. I'll just cut back on the condor egg omelettes.
Mmm, a couple of those would be tasty right now.
Bill: I'll found the college tomorrow.
[Krusty lights a cigarette with a string of pearls]
-- Endangered omelettes, "Homer the Clown"
do is...open a Clown College and train some regional Krustys.
Krusty: You mean like that bozo, Bonko the Clown?
Bill: Exactly.
Krusty: Forget it. I'll just cut back on the condor egg omelettes.
Mmm, a couple of those would be tasty right now.
Bill: I'll found the college tomorrow.
[Krusty lights a cigarette with a string of pearls]
-- Endangered omelettes, "Homer the Clown"
Related:
- Bill: You've got to stop blowing your money like this,
Krusty. Krusty: No can do. [lights a... - Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now,
when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed... - Italians: Yay, Krustys! [applauding]
Vittorio: Grazie,
grazie. You have a brought great joy to this old ... - Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill... - Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
You will now go back to your home towns and... - Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
[cocks gun] Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came... - Homer: {Hurry up! It's my first day of clown college.}
Marge:
{Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!} Homer: {[squirming]... - Bart: Krusty, are you all right?
Krusty: Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of
painful memories,
the old days, my... my father... [bawls] Homer: Hey... - Krusty: These Krusty brand balloons are three bucks each.
But get a cheap one and what happens? It goes...
