Tony: Krusty, with regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's
horse race --
Krusty: Aw, come on, let -- how about letting me go double or nothing on
the big opera tonight?
Tony: Who do you like?
Krusty: The tenor!
Tony: [thinks] OK. But we're only letting the bet ride because you
crack us so consistently up.
-- Krusty's gambling racketeers, "Homer the Clown"
horse race --
Krusty: Aw, come on, let -- how about letting me go double or nothing on
the big opera tonight?
Tony: Who do you like?
Krusty: The tenor!
Tony: [thinks] OK. But we're only letting the bet ride because you
crack us so consistently up.
-- Krusty's gambling racketeers, "Homer the Clown"
Related:
- Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown... - Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs,
you check out the East Side. Louie, Rome... - Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand]... - Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty.
I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson. Fat Tony: The same... - Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing
a plant on his nose]
Bart:
Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Homer: ... - Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
[cocks gun] Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came... - Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows?
Rory: Yes.
Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions. Bart: Well, if... - Homer: I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm
Krusty and give us free stuff.
I've been getting free stuff all day! Look... - Krusty: Now, let's hear it for a great American. Former President
Gerald Ford.
Ford: Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me. Krusty: Well...
