Bart: Come join us, Lisa. It's so cool: you get to stay up all
night drinking blood.
Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at
the movies.
-- No "cons" to vampirehood, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
night drinking blood.
Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at
the movies.
-- No "cons" to vampirehood, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire?
Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have... - Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now,
let's go back to that ... building ... thingee ...... - Bart: Help, Lisa! Help!
Lisa: [running toward the sandbox] Bart,
you're in trouble! Wake up! Bart: Wait a minute..... - Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire,
and he has Bart! Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart... - Ned: [on a TV] Now, in case all that smiling didn't cheer you up,
there's one thing that never fails: a nice glass of... - Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire:
Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to... - Homer, we've got to do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
Tomorrow, he could be smoking! -- Marge, concerned... - Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is
unshrink me.
Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some... - Bart: Grandpa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting
life.
Abe: [resentfully] That's a lie and you know it!...
From the same category:
- Buzz: Mission Control, this is Corvair. Launch sequence
initiated.
All systems go. Homer: Are we there yet? I'm... - Marge: Homer! Homer, the kids have a great idea how you can clear your
name.
Lisa: The media's making a monster out of you because... - Samantha: How do we know when we fall in love?
Ms.K:
Oh, don't you worry. Most of you will never fall in... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Bart: [sees Homer's homemade bat] Wow! How many home runs you gonna
hit with that?
Homer: Let's see. We play thirty games. Ten at-bats...
