Skinner: Now, this morning we're going to be mapping a small square of
sky that's thought to be empty. It's my hope that it's not.
Bart: So what am I supposed to do exactly?
Skinner: Just write down my findings as I give them to you. Six hours
nineteen minutes right ascension, fourteen degrees twenty-two
minutes declination: no sighting.
Bart: [bored] Mm hmm.
Skinner: Six hours nineteen minutes right ascension, fourteen degrees
twenty-three minutes declination: no sighting.
Bart: Mm hmm.
[later]
Skinner: Six hours nineteen minutes right ascension, fourteen degrees
fifty-eight minutes declination: no sighting. Did you get that
one Bart?
Bart: Hell no?
Skinner: Good.
-- Gripping astronomy, "Bart's Comet"
sky that's thought to be empty. It's my hope that it's not.
Bart: So what am I supposed to do exactly?
Skinner: Just write down my findings as I give them to you. Six hours
nineteen minutes right ascension, fourteen degrees twenty-two
minutes declination: no sighting.
Bart: [bored] Mm hmm.
Skinner: Six hours nineteen minutes right ascension, fourteen degrees
twenty-three minutes declination: no sighting.
Bart: Mm hmm.
[later]
Skinner: Six hours nineteen minutes right ascension, fourteen degrees
fifty-eight minutes declination: no sighting. Did you get that
one Bart?
Bart: Hell no?
Skinner: Good.
-- Gripping astronomy, "Bart's Comet"
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