Skinner: I'm going to punish you for this, Bart -- and it won't just be
a simple caning this time. Because you have impeded science,
you must now _aid_ science. Yes...starting tomorrow, you will
assist me with my amateur astronomy, taking down measurements,
carrying equipment, and so forth. 4:30 in the morning.
Bart: There's a 4:30 in the morning now?
-- Bart's twelve-hour days, "Bart's Comet"
a simple caning this time. Because you have impeded science,
you must now _aid_ science. Yes...starting tomorrow, you will
assist me with my amateur astronomy, taking down measurements,
carrying equipment, and so forth. 4:30 in the morning.
Bart: There's a 4:30 in the morning now?
-- Bart's twelve-hour days, "Bart's Comet"
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Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
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Dr.
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Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: ... - Skinner: Oh, it won't come down for months. Curse the man who invented
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Curse Pierre-Jules-Cesar Janssen. Now to find out...
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[Abe's pants go down with a "boing"] Abe: How long... - Homer: If you ever find your marbles, come visit us.
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All 48000 voters and who each one of them voted...
